Wednesday, August 22, 2012

A word about exes.... "deal breakers"

The deal breakers... that moments with various boys when I've truly thought, looking back of course, "what the fuck am i doing?!?!?"

Maybe there is some wisdom to this... I will hopefully not make these mistakes again.

HE:...
- Shushes you when you're about to say something too smart in front of his friends.
- Lies to you about going to see an ex girlfriend, then repeatedly texts her about how hot she is.
- Cries more than you do, and in a very loud, annoying way.
- Cancels on you when you're about to go out. Repeatedly.
- Stresses you out more when you're in the middle of a nervous breakdown.
- Very VERY slutty background... seriously guys, it's not hot.
- Doesn't think women should be getting an education.
- Thinks less of you because you are a woman.
- Tries to convert you.
-Won't dance with you at your sister's wedding, because "everyone's looking at him"
- Too shy to kiss you.
- Does not know basic science!!!
- Says that there is evidence for creationism... then sites a religious website...
- Becomes jealous at the mention of a  male friend who lives over a thousand miles away.
- Would rather be on facebook than around actual people.


Now I've dumped guys in pretty awful ways, don't get me wrong...
The classic dump over text message for instance...

One instance where I was dumped...
 I have a HUGE chemistry test the next day, a computer that decided to crash, a new apartment with boxes every where... CAN YOU NOT WAIT UNTIL 10AM THE NEXT DAY WHEN THE DAMN CHEM TEST IS OVER!!!!
School is way more important to me than you are.